…but they have an abnormally high amount of yeast infections.
Ha. Sperm is like seeds.
My friend, his girlfriend and her two dogs will be staying with me for a week.
I was hoping there would be still be alone time for me to masturbate. The first full day into the week and I already have an opportunity.
I can’t do it, though.
These dogs are just sitting here looking at me. Damn doggy degenerates. I can’t pleasure myself with these big black dog eyes staring at me. I would feel like I’m traumatizing them.
Plus, what if they somehow could communicate with my friend’s girlfriend and tell her what dirty things I do?
Or worse, what if they came up to me while I was masturbating and tried to lick my penis?
What if I liked that?
Too much shit could happen.
I’ll see how long I can resist.
Might have to resort to the shower.
It’s fun to have stupid friends.
Little Harry ain’t so little.
Probably the prettiest cunt I’ve ever seen.
Funny cause it’s mean.