…but they have an abnormally high amount of yeast infections.
Ha. Sperm is like seeds.
Poor Oscar
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Great Parenting.
My friend, his girlfriend and her two dogs will be staying with me for a week.
I was hoping there would be still be alone time for me to masturbate. The first full day into the week and I already have an opportunity.
I can’t do it, though.
These dogs are just sitting here looking at me. Damn doggy degenerates. I can’t pleasure myself with these big black dog eyes staring at me. I would feel like I’m traumatizing them.
Plus, what if they somehow could communicate with my friend’s girlfriend and tell her what dirty things I do?
Or worse, what if they came up to me while I was masturbating and tried to lick my penis?
What if I liked that?
Too much shit could happen.
I’ll see how long I can resist.
Might have to resort to the shower.
Ha.
Pretty Accurate
It’s fun to have stupid friends.
Little Harry ain’t so little.
Probably the prettiest cunt I’ve ever seen.
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Future Bitch
Ha.
Funny cause it’s mean.